Joshua prawn :D

2010-09-30T20:52:00.001+08:00

short posts ftw okay. haha and omg you half-korean, O:

i have forgotten every single pun/lame joke i made today. can't keep track.

go away if you don't like my sense of humour *cough zhengwei cough*

actually, he's lamer than me at times.

HAH FIONA. MORE THAN TWO LINES. kthxbai.

2010-09-07T15:27:00.002+08:00

"Holidays? What's that."

2010-08-21T01:05:00.002+08:00

I'm too happyyyyy. Like, i can't get sad for more than half a day.

How sad is that! :P

On another note, YAY VOLLEYBALL IS OVER. now it's soccer!!! <3 <3 <3

OMG AWESOMEEZXC. play against other classes pleaseeee. :D

see my point on being too happy? i was just sad 5 minutes ago. i think someone is slipping drugs into my food.

2010-08-01T19:02:00.001+08:00

August already. crazy.

NDP training tmr in full uniform. meh. i wanna train my part 'b's. seeing them improve under me feels damn shuang :P

oh and, attacks with deo commence tmr. heh heh heh.

2010-07-19T22:08:00.001+08:00

Chem prac first thing in the morning, then zuowen during chinese. THEN O LVL LISTENING COMPRE. OMG TMR SUCKS. D:

At least get to go to lvl6 labs :D

2010-07-03T23:29:00.002+08:00

LOL wrote yesterdays post too early. HOLLAND WON :D

and germany are winning now! :D

IM HAPPYHAPPYHAPPY :D

BYE BRAZIL AND ARGENTINA :P

2010-07-02T23:00:00.002+08:00

mixed emotions. and holland are losing.

I haven't played computers games for nearly a week. that's new.

other than that, new teachers are nice, seating arrangement is awesome-er.

and my ear hurts cos a self-proclaimed cheerful person screamed next to it.

in other news: yos is pregnant.

2010-06-27T21:20:00.002+08:00

Holiday? What holiday?

Oh it ended?

Hmm.

And cyrus wth man. LOL.

really have nothing to write about.

Bye then.

2010-06-26T01:33:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KARA/HAPPY GAY FRIEND/ CYRUS WANG :D

Have a great one:D and be thankful its before school reopens huh. :D

love ya. not in the gay way.

2010-06-25T23:40:00.002+08:00

ITALY IS OUT OF WORLD CUP :D

hate italy :D

Other than their cars of course. FERARRI F430 SCUDERIA <3

Cheese i cannot emo meh. tsk. must apply ar. :P

nothing much happened today. bye friday.

tot ziens. (that's dutch btw. previously was french)

2010-06-13T20:05:00.003+08:00

NCC camp is awesome. Like really.

Laserquest in school is like, damndamn fun. Imagine running around school with guns to shoot at your friends. except your friends dont die. HOW COOL IS THAT.

Trekking was fun. Taunting monkeys that try to steal our icecream. EVOLUTION FTW. suck on that monkeys.

Okay..so world cup. Spain is gonna win. end of story. Im not so hyped up about 2010 world cup though. Just feels kind of boring. :/ maybe just me.

Have till now to Sept to prove myself, to get into the list for Senior Spec course.
want my staff rank. but not looking forward to staying in amoyquee camp for 4d3n.

oh god that would be so damn horrible. hate that place.

done with update on life. and OMG THERE ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE THAT READ. Thanks girls. Because i know there will be no guys.

2010-05-25T11:03:00.002+08:00

oh look! its the holidays! meh.

was talking to fiona just now and she gave me suggestions on how to curb my boredom

unfortunately, all of which included MMORPG. not my type tyvm.

then, she suggested blogging so here i am back again.

as if anybody is even here.

this feels so empty. im like, talking to myself. no one is online cos others have school.

why am i talking to myself to curb boredom?!

oh yes, MMORPG = Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game. TOTALLAYE NOT MY GENRE.

FPS ftw. waiting for cyrus to go online then play with him.

meanwhile, shall go watch topgear.

bye internetz. leave me here alone with my deprieved life. ;(

2010-05-04T21:09:00.000+08:00

OMG MATH IS LIKE...OMG!

2010-05-02T22:55:00.001+08:00

Liverpool gave me the motivation to mug :D

2-0.

Go Chelsea! :D

2010-04-25T20:59:00.000+08:00

LORD! :D :D :D

..in mousehunt that is.

Actually happened 3 days ago but, oh well.

2010-04-19T19:12:00.001+08:00

pe was..wth man.

at least i scored and assisted one. :D

stayed back in school late till 6 to do stuff.

there cheese, i posted.

2010-04-14T23:20:00.001+08:00

I got say new mehhhh.

2010-03-24T21:26:00.000+08:00

HEY! IM STELLA! :D

damn. bio quiz tmr.

2010-01-31T21:15:00.002+08:00

Took about 150 freekicks with shuen on thursday.

Left arm still hurting.

Back to studyingggg

2010-01-18T17:52:00.006+08:00

back from trials. LOL. played CAM while shuen played DM. wow scored a goal.

ok nvm. Haha i kinda like my new class cos there are nice people like cheese, zw, shuen and yes, mr stick. or jookee for those without IMAGINATION

oh and theme for class decor is ninjas! hmm i wonder who thought of that. now there are shurikens spinning from our fans. WITH GLITTER! oh yeah. that reminds me. zw and i glittered the whiteboard duster in hope that Sion would use it and glitter her hand(its really irritating) but alas, she decided she has nothing to write on the board,obviously, since she has already set her SUPERSTAR rules. Which of course the whole class complies to and adores -coughs coughs-

oh well. Exponential quiz tmr. gotta go study. (YES OMG YES IM STUDYING.)

see you guys in a few rotations of the Earth

2010-01-07T15:05:00.004+08:00

Theory on traffic lights

Red man

'keep legs together'

Green man

'spread open legs'

Flashing green man

'spread open legs and then flash'

zw and i thought of that during amazing race. walked around nus.

2010-01-01T03:13:00.005+08:00

Happy New Year! :D

I WANT THIS CAR!!

comment on tagboard on what you think of the car! :D

2009-12-13T23:49:00.001+08:00

Changed the skin :D

nicer? comment on tagboard:D

2009-12-09T17:43:00.002+08:00

HAHA IM A KNIGHT NOW! :D

in mousehunt.

LOL.

Hols are so meh la. Somemore no planned activities. OMG. what am i gonna do at home? Hone my cs skills until perfection? LOL.

OOOOH went downstairs ytd to play street soccer. Played against an old man(bout 50-60?) and his son(late twenties i guess). me, the old uncle and one small boy vs the younger uncle, another small boy and a sec3. which is pro at keeping.

errr..lost? yeah. got a huge blister, my back aches LOL. and thigh muscle. took too many shots i think? yeah whatever.

AHHH OMG MOUSEHUNT IS FUNNNN :D

2009-11-18T00:03:00.001+08:00

To just lay down and stare at falling stars.

nahhhh. I got sch tmr

2009-11-14T00:22:00.002+08:00

im back.

yes really

short update on my life

leg is still injured

doesnt look like its getting well

have inter-house on monday

fibo is screwed

omg we're dead

you know i actually want ncc now? cos i want imt. I WANT TO GO SHOOT GODDAMMIT.

trainfire would be nice too. but impossible D:

2009-09-26T12:00:00.002+08:00

okkkkk. little update.

going to f1 qualifying later on. 3.6k wheeeee.

but whatever. shall be back with pictures.

ponned ncc ytd.(its good for my health)

went for soccer instead which was much better. haha.

and my EOYs start so damn late la. late oct.

jy to all taking them like very soon.

MEH

2009-09-15T22:11:00.001+08:00

NO IM NOT GONNA UPDATE. HAHAHA.

ok you know what.

IM NOT GONNA UPDATE.

but in actual fact, im gonna update.

but yet because of the first line i wrote, i must commit to it so im not updating

therefore, IM NOT UPDATING.

anyway, i updated so yeah.

tag more ppl ;D

im back! like again.

2009-07-23T22:21:00.004+08:00

im back! like again. notice the months apart btwn my posts? if there is a scale for laziness i probably the epitome of it. tyty. oooooh-kay. hah june hols. went to 6I'07 class chalet which was AWESOME!

including piercing through cockroaches with satay sticks *shhhhh*

mmm... oh shot power much improved lol. kicking more lie critiano ronaldo..NOT. lol. he's wayyyy too pro. Im at most ehhh..joshua. not good. not bad. in da middle...or not.

i feel that my paragraphng sucks

yeah it does. Don't try pointing that out to me. i won't care. ok. Tmr CA resumes. YAY..not. Don't like NCC( for the umpteen time) But i nvr said anything bout me not liking shooting. heh. ok. received sms from russell

"Bring no.4 and PT kit. pass on to handphoneless ppl. (TSEREN GET A PHONE!)"

hmm... i predict that we will be doing much bullshit and then they will make us excercise. why not change ncc to taf club huh. stupid training. most likely i will just run at the back since overtaking is not allowed with ian and start singing dumb songs to pass time.

Im guessing yang yi and i will crap a lot tmr cause there is all the hype about h1n1 and NO NDP. wooo. that probably equates to the whole unit pumping because of me and yangyi. LOL They are most probably used to it. haha. at least my part is nice.

oh part 'a's sucks. period. they are so screwed if i get promoted. wahahaha. you guys better pray i get transfered to soccer. (NOT GOING TO HAPPEN BITCHES SO TOUGH LUCK) bleahhh

ok to schol work. paying attention to class. don't believe? its okay. i don't believe it too. haha. ms lau is coming back next week whoooo! haha.

today lessons: physics, maths

physics:

did more on light refelction and incidence. boring much. much prefer last last week when we connected jieren's solar car to the AC/DC adaptor,at 12 volts. LOLOLOL. so cool. gear sounded so beautiful. haha. after prac, did lab report, left. lol.

math: more on trigo. trigo is funnn. but tedious lol. who cares. just like matrice liddat.

after tht did surds re-test. hope i get higher for that

then went home with cyrus and nat.

quite a boring day. but we found more people reading eragon so that is good. haha.

on a sidenote, im contemplating whether i should just bring only pt kit cause no.4 most probably will not be used. such is the results of stupid training. bleah.

on a sidenote's sidenote: i lost my army boots. *cue gasp* yesyes. just like junhui. now im using ncc room's which is one size smaller and gives me blisters. not exactly COMBAT BOOTS huh.

ok im running out of stuff to say. oh ya. reason why i decided to start blogging again: cyrus is blogging again. after his blog died 2 times before. this is his third lolol. if he post i shall post *stresses on the IF* haha

oh ok. shall go read deception point now after packing bag DAN BROWN FTW.

list of books to get:

eragon(lol have liao)

farenheit451

curious case of benjamin button

OK IM GONE GUYS! WHOOO I POSTED!

2009-07-23T22:21:00.001+08:00

oh ok. im back

2009-05-25T17:21:00.000+08:00

LOL VIVEK AND KANG RAYE YOU JOKES.

OR COURSE MY SHOT SUCKS LARHHHH

2009-05-16T20:19:00.002+08:00

mm exams are finally over. Dont really want to see my results cause im such a noob.lol

mm i think i cannot play defensive midfield cause my stamina is not as high and I always run like siao, no limit de.

mm i wanna play stiker. working on my shots now. making it gay powerful. look out yong kiat and keepers. muhahahahaa

mm i wanna go back to hwa chong like seriously TT

2009-04-18T14:00:00.001+08:00

yay i can do 5 pull-ups !

2009-04-09T17:17:00.003+08:00

hmm... blog seems dead eh?

:\

haha

ermmmm.. a lot happened in sch. mostly funny.

but there were bad times like getting our new english teacher

she sucks to the core?

ya i think so

hope she reads this, realise how much she sucks , how she a burden to our world and just kill herself like how adrian killed the poor snail tht he threw down from the fifth floor for our terrarium project but the only diffrence is tht we dont feel sad for her.

WE FEEL SAD FOR THE SNAIL.

:DD

haha.srsly she sucks much. unstable jobs also. she said she was a zookeeper. like wtf?

i know we are noisy larh but school dont have to send a zookeeper for us right?

and to NUSHS , stop friggin trying out teachers on our class.

it will just kill them and cause them to run away

but in this case i hope ivy lim runs away soon.

ya

anyway still cant go for soccer cause NCC is still on fridays T T

so sadddd.. cannot use my cleats or soccer boots.

grr...

then got so many camps for us.

one coming up on 16/7 april then june holidays one more

then dec one more

like wtfffff..

screw it man

but on the bright side i was IC for the weeks haha.

very fun

but i feel bad cos when im IC , yang yi will just have to come screw me up , causing whole unit to pump

yang yi can take over as our PTI liao lor.

every training make us pump at least 40 cos of him.. bullcrap.

go kill yourself yang yi!

haha. bleahhh

oh yeah almost forgot.

i whacked a ball from the field to a drain outside which yong kiat say," no other person has done before"

haha. should i feel proud?

nah. but it was funny

i climbed into the drain from front gate where it was lower cos this drain was deep. 1.8 or 2 metres high and ran barefooted.

didnt want to dirty my shoes.

so i was skipping around avoiding the moss which was slippery and utterly disgusting but there were times i have to step over them . disgusting much?

but yeah.

(continues on to my perilous journey in the drain around the sch)

btw, the ball landed near the backgate and could have very nearly been washed away by the water.

and to get there must travel half the sch's cirumference.

ouch my feet

then i saw the ball.

'woots'

i started running there

and....

( to be continued)

JOKING

haha

and this happened:

then after a day(i guess)

(actual images)

haha

anyway dont know what to write lerh so cyaa

2009-01-25T20:39:00.002+08:00

HI people! wo hui lai le!

whee~~!chinese rocks.hahaa.stop being fake'ang mohs' people! be a chinese!
haha.

anyway,since im away for so long,im going to write out what happened since the last post..so here it goes.

JUST JOKING

hahaha.i will never do that man.plus no one will read it all unless you are insanely bored or you are a bloody stalker.

just eaten tuan yuan fan.

So nice! ah ma cooked Buddhah Jump Over The Wall(direct translation) and Shark's fin soup.

see how pro my dear ah ma is?(im not sucking up you bitch yunlong.and dun you dare eat finishthe tapioca chips in ahma's living room.we are sharing it.)i've finished eating already so i went upstairs to use my laptop.yay for gugu's internet access.

hmm..sch started quite long ago le.this year is much diffrent from last year.partly due to the 2 new students, Kevin and Ya Wen. Scholars from Brunei. Both are really nice ppl. Now that brings our class population to a grand total of 25! biggest in our level.haha. This year 103/203 is much more bonded like duh.haha.

ohohoh this year's year 1s got many play soccer!whee~~ so nice.

they all damn pro la.

year 2 side: 1 gk,1 defender, 3 midfielder, 2 strikers

vs

year 1 : 15 plus?

9-3

we win.

wahhahaa

never bully okay?is they bully me.same guy slide me 3 times. like damn man.stoppit already.
okay dunno what to write already.

ohohoh!! I BOUGHT SOCCER BOOTS! WITH STUDS!!! whee~~ adidas predators.

joining soccer already.
just hope the new NCC teacher-in-chatge won't change NCC back to Fridays.
very curious how many new Part As we get.hope got many many then next time got event we don't have to go.haha.so mean.

anyway

HAPPY CNY!

HOME SWEET HOME !

2008-11-28T11:49:00.008+08:00

dunno why its so high up.archery!most fun de.shot 43 arrows with no
guard..pain .

Singapore rockkkks kay.

super happy to be back but im leaving AGAIN !!

ahhhhh!!

shall try to be bring my laptop there. then stay in the hotel and dont go out.
great idea

okay.just came back from Taiwan and i have to admit i wouldn't mind going back there.

The people there are just so friendly.

and partly because i drank Starbucks for every single day i was there. which is 7.
*grins*

shalll post pictures because most of what i can remember of the trip is just following my mum shoppping.

Actually, i agreed to follow my mum and sis (i had a choice) on this trip all because of the plane ride. yaaa. and it wass coool. but the ride back sucked cause there was this baby in front.and it stank.but whatever. i had a blocked nose at that time though i could smell a little bit.
she made me do it
she made me do it again(disturbing)

paintball..
forgot where.but looks nice right?

my sis playing 'piano'

nice right?
my sis with her bunny
me with her bunny

need to leave for violin lesson so bye

2008-11-04T16:31:00.002+08:00

not looking forward to getting my results back..
my math sucks a lot la..kinda ironic isn't it.
but im a SCIENCE guy!
hope can do well for the sciences
haiz
just wondering if i could do well if i had went to a normal school.
I don't know if i have 'deproved' or i cannot handle NUSH.
But i don't want to leave NUSH.
Hope i can continue to climb up among the years and just graduate with the NUSH diploma, get into NUS.
That would be fine.
I have no intentions of going to study overseas anyway.
So depressing eh?

hmm..shall change the subject.

Going to get a 2nd cca next year if possible.
Soccer and NCC
Due to the fact that NCC is changed to Saturday, my fridays are free so i can take another CCA.
When Stanley told us about the change in time during our last NCC training,
Yang Yi and a few were like ,'i wanna join netball!'
yup.stupid pervs.haha

really don't know what to write now.

oh ya
I'm still proud of the fact that i managed to...

SLEEP AT THE F1 RACE

pro right?
haha

2008-10-06T23:40:00.002+08:00

wow...august..propro.

lol.

dun wan the blog to look dead so short post bahs.

WENT TO F1!!woots.

was damn nice laaa..thank god for my earplugs man.
anw,i slpt at the race after Ferrari crashed and burned

sianzz

hmm..

oh ya..

GOOD LUCK TO ALL TAKING THEIR EOYs

haiz..
you guys go play liao i still muggin.

nvmnvm.
more time to revise.lol.so positive.

wanna go read Brisngr go..byeee

2008-08-23T12:06:00.003+08:00

L-A-N-C-E C-O-R-P-O-R-A-L!!!!!

woooottss!!!

promoted lerh

lalalallalaa

IN YOUR FACE QINGWEN.

private!!

hahahahahaaa

had my part a prof test yesterday and passed.
duh.

that test was like made to be passed but somehow ppl still fail.

my whole unit passed though.

but,it was the worst drill session i ever had.

2 water break for 2 hours of drills.

den 5 mins of hentakaki.(marching on the spot)

wtf.

pain leh.
dun belive go try lor.
lol.

den goin to camp after hols.hhaa. 8 and 9 sept.

ncc camp.

i think we will be like the only unit with rank there.

hahahaaa.

imba nush.

during sch had physics common test lor.

stupid laaaaa

i study vectors like siao den only got 3 questions on it..

screw it.

ahhhhh..

den realised one thing when jieren and i went to go ask physics teacher questions b4 the test.

he asked the teacher a question from a 'o'level mcq qustion de assesment book.

den it was all we had learnt lor.

cool.

after ncc i went to tuition.took 196 to clementi mrt dere to take 184.

on 196 super funny la.

at first the whole bus was empty so we made a lot of noise.

upper deck only got nush ppl.

den we were like,'RV rocks!!'den speak loudly.

lol.sabo other schs

den when got 2 angmoh guys got up to the upper deck.

i told them to all keep quiet den we all listen to those two angmohs talkin.

den its damn funny lah..

when we like reaching interchange,
one of them said,'its like she just keeps on smacking me.i turn around an she just smacks me again.'

he just keep on saying smack smack smack.

all of us were lauhing like siao.

den we waited for them to go down den when they were goin down we were still laughing so one of them said,'what the heck are they laughing at?'

we LOL(literally)

super funny.

ahhh..

l8r goin to violin.
sure die.3 weeks nvr play liao.

gahhhhh..

soo.. cya ppl.

2008-08-09T12:22:00.002+08:00

heyyy..

shall make this a short one.

i did not go to sch on thursday and friday cos i had rashes that look like dengue de.

so i skipped the parade..

sad laa.

i go for so many trainings on de end i missed it..

nvm..

at least it turned out a success.

shall ask my classmates when i go baq.

anddddddddd...

im goin to ndp l8r!

woots.

lols.

i near to fully recovered lerh.

den now my sis have..

lols.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..i missed the ice-cream russell bought for us!

siannnn..

nvm..

nxt yr liao lor..

haix..

sian daooooooo...

so..byebye ppl

go parade lo.

2008-07-28T23:46:00.002+08:00

hi...shall post a short one since im in a type-y mood.just finished the stupid history report.

hmm...i am not doin my bio mind map cos i missed that lecture.

lols.

can we like just drop history?its so damn freaking boring!!we have a lit teacher for a history teacher...wtf.

screw it.

oh ya today did more of napfa.

shuttle run : 10.3s
inclined : 35
sit-ups : 45
jump : 180plus bahh..dun care

lol.all short form.

the stupid pe teacher that took us sucks!where is Mr Chuaa??

before my shuttle run i told him,'cher,i feel very tired leh..'

den he said,'okay 1..2..3.. start.'

i was like,'wtf..'

den in de end only 10.3s..

can get faster de lahhh!!
nvm..

but still....screw that pe 'cher!!

ahhh..now late lerh soo

byes.

2008-07-23T21:42:00.003+08:00

hheyyyyy..

damn sad lahh..my msn spoiled.can only use web messenger.

sian lor.

Tads why i so long nvr post lerh cos i no msn to use no point to use comp unless i doin my projects.

erm..

oh ya..

went to NCC HQ yesterday.

did trainfire.

fun lah

took apart the rifle and assembled it back.

and learnt tad dere are part A's that are not as good as us!!

lol.

saw some sec 2s tad cannrt do hormad properly.lol

and the actual rifle w/o de ammo is actually lighter than our dummy rifle.

lols.

ahhhh..my left ankle injured lo.

lol.

den its like i sick so 4 days nvr play soccer...now cannrt really shoot properly.

AHHH!!

but learnt new stuff.

like how to zham the ball back when keeper high ball over.

den the curl is superrrrr weird.

lol.

i think u ppl bored le bahh..

tok bout my class now.

ermm...now i think we all only hate one guy only.
clarence...

super irrtaating.

more irritating than jieren.

den his best friend oso hate him now.

lols.

then tad stupid jieren got new way to irritate ppl.

he will like whole day emo de.

feel super weird laa..

class very quiet.

luckily he wunt kip doin tad.

it just gets on my nerves.

ahhhh..i wan to faster sell my 580!!

den can get w760.

woots!

nrt much to write lerh.

so..

buh-byee

2008-07-06T20:21:00.001+08:00

bought a new pair of school shoes.

adidas de.

lol.

my current one spoiled after 6 months...

cannrt tahan de way i play.

lol.

den my father bought a pair of running.

its oso like mine.

i can oso use.

but i wunt kip on wearing to school cause that one wear out more easily.

woots.

now got 3 pairs of shoes to choose from.

wow.

first time i got so many shoes u know..

one pair is my own de.

one is the light light de.

den 3rd is my street soccer boots.

lols.
all adidas.

hahaha.

got staff discount cause my bro(cousin/god-bro) wrking dere.

lols.

ahhh..

nth to write lerh so bb..

2008-07-05T10:27:00.002+08:00

changed blogskin lerhhh..

this one obviously nort so emo.

i randomly chose the previous blogskin

lol

ermm...i am supposed to be at NDP training now..

but i forgot to set the alarm and woke up late

ahhhhh.

but nvmm.

the drills they learining today last week teach liaos.

haha.

my no.3 owns!!

woots.

wonder if anyone take my rifle today...

yesterday went to science center..

dunnid to go school.

just report to SC at 12.10

lol.

went dere at 10 plus den play laptop at the macs dere.

there was a competition called the 'Singapore Amazing Machines Competition'

yaaa...

its was supported by NUSH cause we started playing this kind of competition in our school.

its was called the Rube Golberg competition in the sch.

the teams were supposed to perform an easy task using multiple steps and complex ways.

dumb but fun to watch.

if it does not screw up.

den all yr1 and yr2 went.

sat dere.

wasted out time.

we all knew nush wunt win anything de.

always liddat de

damn crappy.

at least we get to skip a day of study day.

only nice thing.

forgot who won.

dun wan to noe.

we sure cannrt win de.

we win liao ppl sure say judges biased de lor.

cos supporting school lehs.

den in the end nvr even win a single thing.

nvm..

local competition only.

nush owned at international physics olympaid.

get first i think.

lols

dunno wad to write lerh..

l8r goin violin..

anw..

bb..

feeling emooooo..for some weird reason

2008-06-28T00:48:00.002+08:00

i am backkk..lols

and injured and tired and injured and tired.

and sick.

wth.

lol.i went to see a doctor on monday night

doctor said that i cannot exercise for a week..ohhh..so sad.

ya.hu cares.

i played on tuesday,wednesday,thursday and friday.

see.i am such a gd boy.

lols.

wednesday play in formal wear!!woots.so weird.shirt and ties.

today played fr 2 hours.feel like dying already.

played yr1 vs yr 2.

7-i-dunno-how-many-but-much-more-than-us

held on to 5-0 for some time till they decided to win us.gawd..cannrt get past lor.leon and i choing like siao lor.until i cannot tahan go liao.

they stand togther we cannnot go past liao.

like not fair like siao lor.nvm..at least i scored.hahhaha.budden yos got 2..ahhhh!!

yos has a nickname on the soccer field= crazy bangla

even though he is a half chinese half malay.
lol.

today ncc did pt.

den pump us on the track laa..crazy de.

super pain la.

after that,
we did rifle drills.
yayyyy..my rifle number is 3.

lols.

now my hands hurt like siao.dunno how to describe how i got hurt but just gt hurt

for a drill is like must throw up and catch.den when throw up and catch its like pain cos haven master yet mah.

sad..den tmr training again..

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh..

sad..nvm.

chem is killing me laaa..today's lesson was siao lor.

call us find number of protons and neutrons in a element's atom.

okay tads easy.

den teach us how to find the atomic number.

budden the chem teacher told us to draw out the atom for phrosphorus.(think spelt like this..)

it has 15protons,15electrons,16neutrons in a atom.den must slowly draw out.

luckily he nvr give gold..

74 protons...

can die de leh.

lols.

i very drowsy now cos just took my medcine soo..

bb.

anw clar i knew it lonooooooong time ago

2008-06-21T12:12:00.006+08:00

people hate my nose issit?

first yangyi elbowed it den yesterday at tuition when i was bending to take something,some guy pushed my head and my nose hit the table.awwww..

at first no blood came out den i blow my nose and woahhhhh..

waterfall seh
lotsa losta blood!

and i was still smiling.

lols.

the class gathering was fun!

played street liao siao.

now both legs pain like siao.

dunno play how long.almost whole day bah.

fuuny lor in some matches.i was the goalkeeper and i scored all of the goals.and we won.

lololollololol.

damn pissed off.

at my defenders.

who were slacking like siao.

but nvm.

i noe they tired oso.

loloolols.
after that they hiong liao.

den we lost.

because damon was not marking correctly.and always letting eden open.

and that guy scored like all.

crap shit.

got one part we were playing penalty.den because it was at a multi-purpose court there were bball hoops too.

shawn was the keeper den i decided to zham like siao.

i ham like den the ball flew to the top of the bar bounced off,hit the bball hoop and den hit shawn.

funny lor.

he was like lying on the ground laughing like siao.
all of us were.

den in the end all of them dun dare be keeper for me except for tim.

he super imba lor.

backheel so pro der.

AND HE RETURNED ME MY GOALKEEPING GLOVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

YAYYYY!!

lol.when he returned me i told yang yi to smell it.

he go and smell den say got nothing wad

den i told him to wear it den smell.

den he go smell the inside of the glove.

he was like ,'woah!;den throw away.

lols

play like 10 matches.

8 months never wash surely likke that one lah.

lololl.

never got the chance.(cause it was with timothy)

think i will wash it tmr.

shall write more bout class gathering when i get the camera with the photos.

whch i apparently dun have.

lols

i went to go see my class de sem 2 timetable.

all i can say is...

THE TIMETABLE IS SCREWED UP!!!!!

it sucks.

they changed my math teacher!!!

wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf.

he was much more patient than mrs lim(duhhh)

but he keeps on giving extra classes because our timetable gives him very little time.

and they cramm lots de cos learning all 3 sciences mah.

den still got elective

and they changed my bio teacher!!!

to someone called valerie lim.

lololloololoo.

hope not from bpps that one.

and we have no breaks after pe!

wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtwfwtftf.
if they dun change this fcked up timetable i am going to go on strike!!

axis no teacher.and a lot of lessons no teacher cos self-study.

only good thing is that my fine arts teacher is mr chua.my last sem de axis teacher.he is a superrrr nice guy.

i think he will allow us to take off our tie.

we are having fine arts in the morning for weds.when we are in formal wear!!

wtf.but i think mr chua will let us take off tie.

so nvmm.

friday superrrr slack lah.

my lessons end liao i must wait 3 hrs for cca because i nvr take lt and tad time is the lit module

den got very lil lessons that day.

ahhh..both ankles hurttt..

den now got flu and fever and gough..
ahhh.

i go eat something den go take medicine liao

anw

PORTUGAL IS OUT!!!!!

WOOTS!!

RONALDO GO HOME

LAH YOU!!

buh-byeeee

2008-06-17T00:32:00.003+08:00

GAWD..

i hate yang yi..

i swear to god i will nvr assist him in a pull-up again..

first he dented jun hui's boots,

nxt he elbowed me in the nose..

aww..

painpainpain.

and he was dropping down from the bar..

i hate pat!

she sucks.

mainly because she wrote i was stupid.

want compare psle score?

stupid piece of shit..

and those stupid 6j ppl reply so slw der.

den last min want to come..

ahhhhh...

kk nvm.

shall forget bout those horrid stuff and think wad i can play tmr.

this is called being optimistic..
sometimes i think i am too optimistic

tad is nrttt good.

kk.

so tmr play socccer

den get baq my gk gloves hopefully

den soccer more

and den soccer more

and soccer more den do pumps with jason

yar.

tads about it.

den eat.

den maybe go play more

hahahahaha.

siao one.

but i will do tad.

lols.

i hate my boots!!!

they are screwed up and they hurt.

i lurve my barettttt!!

woots!

amazingly,after being washed,i could fold the baret into the proper shape with only a day of seasoning.

hmm..

if i season it for a month it would be perfect lerh!

hahahha!!

yay!
taking microbiology for my elective module!!

yay!

2008-06-14T12:50:00.000+08:00

HOLLAND WON FRANCE!!

YAY!
4-1
AND ARJEN ROBBEN SCORED!!

WOOTS!

TADS ALL.BYE BYE!

2008-06-14T00:02:00.003+08:00

HOLLAND WON ITALY!!!!!

YAYY!

=D

shall post in orange since orange is the royal colour of the netherlands.

lol.

had two NCC trainings.

and both sucked.

lol.

found out tad we are peforming in the NDP parade at my sch..siansiansian

i am sure the only reason ppl will be looking at the NCC is because of the fat,sexy yang yi.

lololololol.

and the maid washed my baret!!

);

i took a whole month to season that baret!!

and the baret shrunk!

i am so sad..
lol.
nvm.
try to season again..
if not take a new one from sarge zacc.

went to malaysia and nth intresting happened dere except for a few things.

the hotels were nice.
found out that the thing i most look forward to now is how the hotel room looks like when i go to malaysia.

lol.

usually when we go out with the tour,we get a free upgrade for the room so..
its damn cool.
hahahahaha.

dere was one hotel were u travelled around the hotel on a buggy.so cool.

okay enough about hotels

about the next other intresting thing.

on the second day,we went to a waterfall.
its not like the nigeria falls where if u stepped in u get swept off ur feet instantly and end up dead.

its somewat small but still cool.shall upload pics of it when i have the camera with me.

and seeing that the waterfall is so small,many ppl stepped into it.
Me too.

the water was so cold lahh.
so nice.cos the weather was warm.

my sister ,being so scared of everything did not dare to step in to the waterfall alone.
so she asked me to bring her.

the place we were at was not the part that all the water came down.it was where the water was going down.basically the upper level.

Both of us were wearing slipppers and hers...got washed away.

sadsadsad.she got scolded by mum.

and we threw her other slipper away.(only on slipper got washed away).

she cried after being scolded.the other aunties that was with the tour comforted her and one lent her a extra pair.
i was like trying to see where her slipper was.

lol.

i found it floating in the sea.

sadsadsad.

lol.
and one lane roads are so cool.lol.

i saw 6 cars in front of my father's overtaking each other repeatedly.

lols.

my father overtook all of them.

=DD

my father's top speed on that trip:195km/h

cool.
thats so cool for a 2 litre car.

why of all cars must he buy the new Honda Accord??

but at least he promised me he will buy a lexus as the next car.

yayyyy~~!!

he change 3 cars in 2 years...i feel like killing him.

lexus-mercs-honda

weirdddd.

from better cars to a Honda..

weirdd.

nvm.

hope he changes into a cng car now.
cos fuel prices are sky-rocketing.like siao.

i think those are the only things interesting.

i found out that i blog more late late in the night.

ahh!!

that is not good!

oh ya.
i also realised something on the trip to malaysia.

'When i saw a Proton,i ask myself is there anything uglier than that.My question was answered when the next Proton came by.'

lol

i told my cousin and he was like,'you hor..so biased arh.'
den i told him,'its the truth.'

now we are arguing if japanese cars or americian cars are better.
lol.
because my starter car for Need For Speed: Most Wanted is a chervolet cobalt ss

and his is a lexus.

and my chervolet beat his Porsce.

so funny.

but the money i spent on that chev cost much more than his car.

lols.

anw,yy and i made up another dumb quote.

'If u hate cheese,that is ur disadvantage in life'

lols.we made that up while eating cheese fries in KFC with our seniors after our NCC training.

anw i am sooo tirred now lerh so bb ppl

and 6i gathering is on th 17.
most likely at cashew heights

bb

2008-06-01T00:54:00.006+08:00

HARRRLOOO!!

i dun feel like bloggin bout my camp just yet..
nxt time den write

just de thought of writing it scares me.so longggg..
maybe i wunt write oso.

today oso do nth fun.

post random pics bah

i draw deeeee..lols.my class

meeee!!in my sch's uniform.formal wear.lolol.informal is soo nice..no nid tuck in.polo tee!yayy!!this is the pic on my student access card.

screenshot from halo3 website...

upload more pics nxt time..my phone usb cable spoil lerh.smetimes work.smetimes don't

so many days of slacking..
nvr go street soccer yet..
ahhh!!
i go after come baq from malaysia.
maybe shall post bout malaysia trip bah

i dun wan go lorr..
forced to go..

:(((
some tour to somewhere in malaysia.
by father's travel agency
siansiansian.
but mayb can bring my laptop.
if there is no need for check at the customs.
hope 1 of my frens go on this tour oso lor.
but it is quite impossible.
looks like my best fren dere will be my walkman phone..
slp all de wayyyyy!!
hahahaahahahaa.
but i only go 100+songs in my phone.i am sure it will nrt last long enough..

oh nooo!!

i am doomed!
wait.

there is still my ds lite...
which has horrible graphics.
shitshitshit.

nvm

luckily nrt goin forever..

hope can buy a ball pump deree!

my soccer balls are are deflating.

and another pair of gloves.

oh ya.

in case timothy comes to this blog

TIMOTHY LIM!PLEASEEEEE RETURN ME MY GOALKEEPER GLOVES!!

lol.

dunno if i can buy souvenirs...i wunt be bringing money dere.and i dun even noe where i am goin..(cos i dun care)anw if u want tell me.i buy IF i rmb.and please be reminded my memory is horrible.

ok.

i go and read my boook liao..

buh-byeee

bla bla bla.

2008-05-19T15:59:00.003+08:00

seriously dunno wad to write but dun wan blog to be dead so i crap bah.

PORTSMOUTH WINS DE F.A. CUP!!
who cares.

lol

goin to camp tmr.nearly finish packing lerh.

wish can bring tv dere.den watch champions league final!!

Chelsea vs Manchester United

lol

blue will winnnnnn!!

haha.

see.

successfully crapped.

yayy

nth much happened.

oh ya..

HOUSE GAMES!

suddenly rmb.

ok dere are 4 houses in my sch,

FIBONACCI (my hse)

NOBEL(yangyi and jieren's hse)

FLEMMING

FARADAY

frgt murugas wad hse liao

den i was playing in de junior div for soccer.

1st day of house games

house games suppossed to start at 8 am but its raining

:((

so we waited for rain to stop

den finally at long last

de rain stopped at 930

yay..

so first match was faraday vs flemming.

score was 1-2

flemming won by luck

den its was fibo vs nobel

our turn

each match was 7mins a half 1 min break den another 7 mins

nobel scored twice in de first half.

so sad.

but nrt we lan.

its because our actual keeper ran away.

like wth

he walk up to me and said
,"joshua,i nvr bring my gloves so i am nort playing."
den he ran away.

wthhhh

gloves only nia.

so we found a replacement.

he was gd but not gd enough.
if he was taller den we would nrt haf conceded

wadever.

den 2 mins in to the 2nd half.

its rained again.

wtfffff..

and nvr played liao cos it kept raining for de rest of the day.

wtfwtfwtfwtf

shitshitshit

we did not even finish a match.

*groans*

den de nxt day was mixed div.

i was de only sub.

our house is de smallest house

..nvr play.

cos i oso slighty injured.

den my 1st team players all ok so i just watch all matches and fool around on the track dere.

lols.

fibo lost ALL the soccer games.

but currently overall we are 2nd

lols.

flemming is de most useless house.

they are the largest and they gt 4th.

fibo smallest and we won overall last yr.yayayay.

lols.

wonder if we can do it again.

now dunno wad to..

shall end my post here.

shall post again after my camp.

maybe on de friday or the weekend.

bye byeee

hide and seek!!!

2008-05-11T15:26:00.003+08:00

HIII!!finally got back my lappy.

my mother was hoggin it for like 2 days.

finally can use lerh.

YAYYY!!

errr...a few days nvr post.a lot to write.

where to start?

i write bout last two days bah.

FRIDAYYYY..9/5/08

had script checking in sch.totally borinngggg..

all of us just sat dere.depressed over our lousy score.

wth

den made jokes.

on thursday and friday Adrian, Wei Zhang and i were making jokin bout jeren's height.den he chase us round the theaterett(forgot how to spell).

lol.den on friday went to sch, checked script, laughed.played soccer.den go home.

lol

made a funny joke bout the new narnia movie.

The Chronicles Of Narnia : Prince Caspian become..

The Chronicles Of Maria : Princess Lesbian

Maria is adrian.lol.long story why.den wz, jeren and i gt hit by him.lolololollloloolol.

like joke the whoe time during script checking.

after script checkin,went to play soccer.

nearly scored thrice.

damn..

brushed the post...

got tackled by Yos(tad is his real nameeeee.and he calls himself owner of yeos.wth)

both of us injured.
lol
den went to audi for camp briefing.

lol

siannn..

after the brefing,my mentor call my class to stay back.

she toked to us bout smething only my class should noe.

it was very saddening.

not bout our behavior

smething else i wunt tell cos she told us not to do so.

it was not smething gd to broadcast around.

den after tad we went home..

i went home wid jeren(like always)

reached home liao go take a nap,bathed,den went for tuition.

until 9.40 den reach home.

lol

dunno wad i do den go and slp liaoo..i think read my book until slp.

Saturdayyy 10/5/08

dere was NCC training today so i arranged to go to sch together with yang yi

we arranged to meet at 6.45 on 963.i did not wake up until 6.40 cos i was too lazy to do so.actually i woke up at 6.10 den i go back slp de.

so i woke up at 6.40 den choose any shirt and pants den rushed to bus stop.
wore my sandals
lol

i missed the bus yy was on so i go myself lor.
reached dere on time oso.

NCC training was actually to celebrate Mitra's bdae budden he got a dentist appointment so he did not come.

den my we played soccer in the canteen.soccer monkey

lol.cos raining marh.cannrt play in field

after playing tad for half an hour very sian so we decided to play hide and seek.

lol

HIDE AND SEEK IN NUS HIGH!!!yyayyyy..

first round was on 1st floor.

i hid wid my senior budden i got caught in 10 mins.

we had to like chase the person to considered catch him.

so suay lorr..i was wearing my sandals if nrt the seeker could not catch me de.

i gt caught liao so help the seekers to find the rest.after 20 mins.all of us except derrick was caught.
derrick was a year 2 senior.

all of us searched for him for like dunno how long .

My 2nd sarge bernard said,' wahhhhh..i think he go home liao larh.we play nxt round already liao larh.'

i said, 'ok lor.'

den we heard yang yi shout,' DERRICKKKKK!!!!!'

all of us ran towards the sound and tried to surround derrick bt he got away.

den i forget hu told me tad derrick was hiding in the bushes at the basketball court

wth

he was wearing pe shirt with sch bermudas so like all green lor.

sniper camouflage sehh

caught him after another long 10 minutes.

lol

like wthhh

after tad played 2nd round.4 and 5 story.

i followed my MSG.

we hid at a place above the audi.

nort many ppl noe dere bah

budden still gt ppl noe larh.

it was like a balcony turing around the audi.

we walked to the end of the balcony

it was raining so we stoned dere in the rain..

lucky only drizzle

at where we where hiding could see nan hua.

i was waving like a mad man

lolollolollol

suddenly we heard footsteps.

someone was coming!!

ahhh.
lol
my MSG told me to stay at the end while he went to the middle.

the plan was tad he get caught liao tell the seeker no one else so i could continue hiding dere.

he waked to the middle of the balcony.

i waited..while trying to hear things.

i heard nth.

i crawled out quietly to the middle and i saw my MSG.

lol

he was nort caughtt.

he said the person tad came did not go all the way so he did not get seen.

lololololllollolollololollolo
we hid dere for another five minutes den suddenly the door opened.

i ran to the end while my MSG gt caught

siann..

my MSG scam the seeker so he did not find me.lol

i stayed dere by myself

sian.
like taking forever to find me

so i went out cos i dun wan the rest to noe tad place

eventually i gt caught and the game ended cos je hon told us to go eat the cake

je hon is also my MSG
dere are 2

we ate the cake den alll go home liao

yy and i went to KFC with most of our seniors cos we did not haf breakfast

a few other year 1s went too.

we ate den took 184 go home

he was bothering me to send him 'Your love is a lie' by simple plan the whole ride.

i go and re-name 'i am cow' den send to him

lolol.

send fin liao he go listen

lololololol.

i was laffing like siao

he kept poking me.

i sent him other crap songs just dun wan give him the real one

in the end, i sent him the real one.

it was sending sending sending

den i reached my stop.the song just about to finsh liao i pressed cancel and gt off.

yy was like shouting

lolololoollllololol

hahahahahaha

too badddddd..

lol.

went home

bathed

went out wid family to celebrate mothers day

ate at some restaurant

went home

read my book

den slpt.

lol

sian

ahh..

i gt flu now..

dammit.

i wanna join de hse games.

i think can bah.

i want to join soccer for fibonacci(my house)

kang raye said dere was not enough ppl marh so i join lor.

wish the flu goes soon

lol

end here bah.

bye byeeeeee

2nd day of sianing..

2008-05-06T14:38:00.004+08:00

today no school again....siannn!!tmr oso no sch.markin day.

i wanna go play soccer in schh!!

lol

so many ppl still havin mid-years..

i gettin my results on thursdayy!!!

AHHHH!!
*go crazy*
sure got many fail de.
decided dun wan change colour lerh.lol

Today stay ay home slack again.nvr go out cos nth to play.no one to play with..

only gd thing now is tad sec1 camp is free..lol
lame
sch fees so damn high liao must give free larh.

dunno wad to write lerh.
cos nort doin much today.
did not do much yesterday.
Random:i lurve my handfone's portable speakers!!!
lol

i go offf le liao larh.

go play counter-strike...

sian.

cannrt play online cos internet gt problem

sian sian
no new maps...

bye bye all..so emo...

2nd day of blogging...feel so noob.lol. Monday 5 May 7.39am

2008-05-05T07:40:00.002+08:00

Now at home in my room using my lappy.

today no schooool!!!

Be jealous.

lol.

jkjk.

budden really no school.
cos i dun haf exams liao budden today still is a exam day so stay at home lor.
lol.
hmmmm...now nth to write so i shall write bout last weds bah.
last wednesday,go to sch take my chem exam.from 8 to 9am,
den tad day i no mre papers le so actually is can go home liao lerh budden i stay back in school playy socccerrrrr!!!play for like 1 hr go take a 10 min break den go play again.den go take lunch.

during lunch smething super funny happen larh.
i bought a bowl of mee soto den go sit wid chee seng, yy and junhui.i forgot still got hu lerh.
oh ya.and roy.
roy bought curry rice plus smething cannot rmb.yy bought japanese food.roy bought a wintermelon drink too.roy was like talking to yy when my fren go pour his drink inside his curry rice.den when he eat he ask us,'ehh.my rice taste like wintermelon leh.'den we all laffing like siao.

den my fren go pour all of the drink inside.
lol
roy nrt happy den try to give yy his den they two fight lorr.in the end, yang yi's food all screwed up.so he go put back de plate.

when he was away,roy go take his water bottle and open. When yang yi was walking back,he faster put in a lot of the curry rice and yang yi was like' OI!!!!!!!!'den he faster run back.he took back his bottle and wanted to go show his fren.budden a senoir took it and den shake and shake.

His bottle lookes super disgusting.all curry de.den de curry wet with the drink so its like smudged.all of us were like lauhging like siao.in the end in could not eat liao.i go put back de bowl den go back play soccer with jookee and roy.we play shootout.
play for half an hour all of us like dead man liao.super tired.den de sun was superrrrr hottt!!!i cannrt tahan liao and i was meeting jie hui so left the field and go meet jh at nan hua de back gate.

keep making fun of her and someoneeee..lolollloollololollol.

i seriosuly need to stop changing colours...so colourful.lol

AHHHHH..write so short only....

nvm

YAYYY!!!!

My mid years fin lerh!!in one week!

budden sure fail der..

i noe many ppl still taking or goin to take so..

JIA YOU!!

lol.

gd.

change my fint liao.
de one before so ugly.
lol
yay!!
my sec one camp is freeeeeeeee!!
budden still at pasir ris.sian
p5 oso camp dere.
anw hols comin lerh!
must have class gatheringgggg!
lol

i l8r den post 'gain bahh.now i goo...do wad arh?
nth to do leh.
oh yaaaa... hab newspaper can read.

byebye.
i go read newspaper lerhh.
CYA!

My first postttttt

2008-05-04T17:32:00.001+08:00

HIII ALLLL!!!lololol.

My first postttt
!

My mid years fin liao nth to do so create a blog lorr..lol.

please taggg..budden please dun spam.(once i put a tagboard).i dun have time to delete all.

To all trying to be a imposter,please dun cos it is super annoying..
LOL.

I dun think i will be posting very very often but once a week bah.hos den mre larh.duhhhh..

nth to do today.dun wan go lot1 to help my father.cos i forgot to wear my contacts last night.now cannot see.den my specs broken because of euwennn...nvm.stay at home oso funn!!

XP

kip on changing colour soo funnnn..lol.

ahhhh..so short.dunno wad to write....now in NCC is fun larhh..budden i want go to soccer...I WANT GO BACK HWA CHONGGGGG...nvm..

dun want regret lerh..

budden i still want GO BACK HWA CHONGGGGG!!!!!!

NUSH is sooo smalll...lol.buddden very windy everywhere.lol.

At least got soccer field.lol.budden they keep on putting sprinklers....so super irritating.at least it helps to have grass on the field.so cannrt complain...

:/

i go and find blogskin lerhhhhh..

bye byeeee..